the goods...

so my bff/baby momma brittany was having a horrible day and i just happend to get stood up on my day off after making plans with someone the previous night.
it doesn't surprise me that this person forgot that we made plans because this person is always intoxicated in some way,shape or form...
but ANYWHO!!!!!!

i'd been CRAVING boba tea for like a week already and everytime i was in the process of finally getting some, plans would change and my hopes would go from high apple pie in the sky to low down ODB type ish.

anywho, brittany's never had boba tea before and her curiousity led us to bobalicious (which happend to be located in the same shopping center as chopsticks).
neither of us had eaten and i REALLY had my heart set on sushi because my previous plans entailed sushi happy hour at goro's (which, btw am still craving.)

so bobalicious closes at 8 and brit shows up to my house at like 15 til.
so we make it with like 5 minutes on the clock and homeboy was kind enough to make us our BOBALICIOUS smoothie/tea after i described how fatally serious my craving was. (and if you're already thinking it, NO, i am NOT preggo).

so moving forward....
i ordered the "san antonian" which consists of strawberry,avacado (and since it's milk based i had the option of soy, which i took the opportunity of substituting) and of COURSE black tapioca pearls (for those who have no idea what boba tea is).
brittany had NO IDEA how to even order so she chose a flavor and i ordered for her.
honey milk tea, shaken (not blended).

as we waited for our yummy beverages to be prepared, we sat at a table and attempted to play the game TROUBLE, which neither of us remembered how to play.
so we improvised and made up our own rules.
luckily the barista was quick enough to deliver before we got completely frustrated and knocked the table over, sending the game soaring into the shelf of many board games behind us. LOL

needless to say, they were DEEEEELISH! and it felt like a party in my mouth!

then we made our way to chopsticks which was agreed upon because i could have sushi there and brittany could induldge in whatever her little heart desired (considering she's nearly 8mnths pregnant and cannot eat raw seafood).
to be quite honest, the sushi was NOT BAD and surprisingly satisfied my taste buds and belly.

moving on to desert....
i grabbed a slice of strawberry cheesecake and a scoop of strawberry ice cream.
i took one bite of each and it was sooooo good.
on my second attempt i found this long, curly wire which resembled that of a wire brillo pad used to scrub dishes!
i was like DOUBLE YOO TEE EFF?!?!?

called the server over (who was having a really tough time with her section cuz there was like 3938267348 kids getting on her nerves) and showed her the piece of metal that i found.
brittany and i were both laughing so of course, she found humor in it and laughed with us.
i asked for her manager and as she walked away, i plotted with brittany to get our money back.
so i started coughing loudly and grabbing my throat as if i were choking.
trying her hardest not to laugh, brittany just sat back and drank her tea, while i made a scene and waited for the manager to arrive. (keep in mind our server was laughing this whole time because it really was funny)
i told him what happend and showed him the piece of metal that i claimed to have hit the back of my throat and continued to cough, explaining to him that my friend "did NOT know the heimlich maneuver" and that i "could have died" lmao!
so this little chinese man apologizes like 294534860 times in a row, takes my ticket and comes back with my money. *laughing out loud*

he walked us out, apologized again and stated how he HOPED we'd come back. hahahahahahaha


so with that money, we went to the movies and saw THE GOODS, which btw, is a fucking HILARIOUS flick that i recommend watching high.....if not, that's cool, just watch it!!!!!!

although i felt as if we were the only ones laughing to the extent which i'm assuming the producers expected(will ferrel being one of them), we still had an amazing time and this story to tell.


thank you and goodnight.